Feed (2005)

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... his next case. He soon finds FeederX.com. Where there are short films of a man feeding obese women. Our detective traces the site to the United States and soon skips the big pond to track down the man who hosts the site. Phillip is positive that since the site is almost impenetrable our man must be up to no good. This is where we meet Michael (Alex O'Laughlin) the Feeder and Deidre (Gabby Millgate) the Eater. It's time for weigh-in and it seems Deidre has met her goal weight at 605lbs. The fat costume is totally awesome and absolutely gag inducing.

The rest of the movie is Phillip tracking Michael down to stop him from feeding Deidre to death. We find out people are placing bets on the website to see how fat she'll get and how long she'll survive. There are a lot of erotic "feeding" scenes with Deidre and Michael, the discovery of other dead fat girls, and the creation of a special soup to feed little Dee Dee made out of Mega Carb Powder, Raw Eggs, and Human Fat. Mmm, mmm, soup is good food.

No, it not a good movie. But it's such a fucking train wreck it's hard not to watch the whole thing with your jaw on the floor. The soundtrack is hilarious, mostly comprised of rock covers of songs like Tainted Love and Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. And it's an Aussie import. I didn't know they were throwing horror films to us from down under. If they're all this amazingly zany and creepy...keep'em coming. So, go buy some twinkie's and ding dong's and rent Feed. I promise at the end you'll be saying "I can't believe I watched the whole thing."

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