The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

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... for the bad guys? Hold on to your hats kids! Leatherface (Andrew Breyniarski) is just as imposing and terrifying as Gunnar Hansen in the original if not a bit more repulsive. And with the edition to the cast of R. Lee Ermey as Sheriff Hoyt and Terrance Evans as wheelchair bound molester Old Monty what more could you ask for in back-water red necked villains...that will most likely eat your flesh?

I usually give a big summary of the films storyline, but in "Chainsaw's" case I'm going to leave it alone. If you've never seen the original or if no one has ever told you what this movie is about, it's really best to just go in blind. The scares are really awesome. I might suggest see the one from '74 either before or just after as a double feature so you can understand the movies brilliant roots. I wouldn't recommend snacks resting in your lap, they're going to get thrown on the floor after the first 10 minutes when you decide to sit your in your best friends lap or behind the couch. Have fun with this one kids, it truly is one of the best slasher flicks ever made.

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