Dead Bodies (2003)

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Dead Bodies is a UK import. It starts off kinda angsty, which is fun. But it quickly decides to turn into a very predictable murder mystery without any scares.

Tommy McGann (Andrew Scott) is a total slacker, and his girlfriend Jean (Katy Davis) tells him so on no uncertain terms and rather frequently. Tommy and Jean have it out once and for all...a little screaming and he grabs her, breaks up with her, gives her a good shake and runs out to the pub. He cries on his buddy Noel's (Darren Healy) shoulder and drunkenly walks home. When he gets there he finds Jean's dead body. Obviously he shook a bit harder than he thought, because she has appeared to have fallen and cracked open her head on a very solid stone coffee table. Note to the wise if you're gonna fight with your girl friend and throw her around have the good sense to at least make sure you haven't ...

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