Teeth (2007)

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Quote of the Week: "It's true! Vagina Dentata!"

If the premise of this film doesn't make you giggle just a little then you probably don't have a soul. Dimension Extreme, a small sub-division of Dimension films now specializes in the genre of ultra horror. Mainly the subject matter is incredibly bizarre and intended specifically for "cult" loving audiences, hence, "Teeth", the story of a girl who has chompers in her lady business.

Our "fairy tale" takes place in a suburban neighborhood with a lovely nuclear power plant smoking in the distance. Two children play quietly in an inflatable pool in the front yard. A boy and a girl engaging in a naughty game of, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." The boy takes it a little too far and puts a finger where he shouldn't and almost pulls back a stump instead of a finger.

Skip to ten years later and the Vagina in question is now in High School, Dawn (Jess Weixler), is the head speaker for a group of students that believe, above all, that abstinence is the key to true purity. Tobey (Hale ...

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