I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

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Why oh why waste so much money...when they could have just made "The Parent Trap II". Before I start the chat about the actual film...when was "Mean Girls"? Only 3 years ago. Poor, poor Lindsey looks sooooo tired from frame one in this film. What has happened? At least one of the characters she played in this film was a haggard tired looking stripper...thank god for type casting. But not even type casting can make it a believable performance.

Aubrey Fleming (Lindsey Lohan) is the high school sweet heart that everyone loves, the quintessential good girl. What happens to the good girls in horror movies...well they don't always get killed but they certainly get kidnapped by serial killers. The authorities are running out of lead to find Aubrey and are afraid that any moment she'll turn up dead. Luckily she doesn't, someone finds her in a ditch by the side of the road. Aubrey's not looking to good, she's missing a hand and a leg. When Aubrey comes to in the hospital she claims not to be Aubrey, but Dakota Moss. The doctor's are sure it's ...

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