Murder by Numbers (2002)

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I confess! I have a weak spot for Sandra Bullock. She's just so darn cute! Yeah cute, she's not sexy. Like Meg Ryan isn't sexy...she's cute. Speaking of Meg have you seen that duck bill of an upper lip she's been sporting at movie premieres....HOLY CRAP! What movie was I talking about? Oh yeah, "Murder By Numbers". The above tangent was purposely engineered to drive home a point about just how boring this movie is. So many peeps raved to me about Ryan Gosling and Michael Pitt in this film...and all I had to say was OVERATED!! Yes I agree they're both dreamy twenty-sometings, but give me a break! The two of them combined have less menace in them than I have in my big toe...on my right foot. Just in case you needed a point of reference, I really feel my right foot is more menacing than my left. What movie was I talking about again....?

Detective Cassie Mayweather (Sandra Bullock) is a hard nosed cop that no one in the department likes to work with. Seems Cassie has a past that most don't wanna deal with and she gets new partners placed with her all the time. In walks her new partner Sam Kennedy (Ben Chaplin). Sam is immediately taken by Cassie. Cassie feels the same and wastes no time in bedding Sam in a very cold methodical way. Oh yeah, they've found a body in the woods, that has started to ...

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