by: ahf
Posted on 11.10.09 in All Horror Films
Release Date: 2003

Hmmm…where to start? Firstly I don’t think this film should be categorized as a horror film. And then B? Don’t try to brainwash me with Christian beliefs buried in a crappy script. That’s right folks; prayer saves the day in this piece without even trying to blend religion well into the story.

Here is the after school special plot. A special team put together by the VERITAS Project is sent to a school to go undercover and find out why teenagers are…dying? Well no it can’t be that, they don’t show any bodies or say anyone has died. They don’t even say they go crazy or go into a coma. Which is what I’m assuming happens. What we do see is them getting blurry vision. Oooh scary. Great effects. That did come off as sarcastic, right?

It seems the school must be haunted by what the kids in attendance call the Hangman’s Cruse. Turns out some nerd hung himself in the schools “Forbidden Wing”…yeah, no shit, that’s what they call it. OH and another tidbit even though this whole story bases it’s self on someone’s suicide they never say the word “suicide” or “killed themselves” in the entire movie. Who is this movie’s target audience?

The special team shows up from VERITAS to solve “The Case of the Eerie Ghost that Causes People to Act Weird, Get Blurred Vision and Other Scary Stuff.” This is my favorite part. The team is a family that travels in tricked out Winnebago. Mom, Dad, Brother and Sister…they’re all F.B.I. trained. Ummm…yeah. It’s like Kim Possible meets…something even worse than Kim Possible.

Wait! I think I get it. This was like a pilot or a made for cable movie meant to air on the PAX channel. I can’t even tell you anymore about it. I think this movie has actually made me mad. You’d be better off watching any episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer than ever watching this movie. If someone hands it to you RUN! Actually, there you go, that’s the scary part…it’s like The Ring but instead of killing you it will turn you bland. DON’T WATCH THIS MOVIE !!! EVER!!! Nuff’ said.

* Acting – 1
* Blood – 1
* Violence – 1
* Partying – 1
* Language – 1
* Humor – 1
* Predictability – 1
* Girls – 1
* Gore – 1
* Sexuality – 1
* Torture – 1
* Overall – 1

• ★★★★★

  Acting:

• ★★★★★

  Blood:

• ★★★★★

  Violence:

• ★★★★★

  Partying:

• ★★★★★

  Language:

• ★★★★★

  Humor:

• ★★★★★

  Predictable:

• ★★★★★

  Girls:

• ★★★★★

  Gore:

• ★★★★★

  Sexuality:

• ★★★★★

  Torture:

• ★★★★★

  Overall: